The Aristocrats

10/08Aristocrats Europe Tour 2018 Shirt – Now Available Online Due To Blowout Demand!

Hello everyone! We want to thank everyone who came out to see us on our all-too-brief Europe 2018 Tour. We had a blast and it was great to see you all again. More news about the future below, but for now…it turns out we didn’t print nearly enough tour shirts with the exclusive “Aristo-Saints” design (by Brigitte Roka).

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We sold out halfway through the tour! We apologize to those who wanted one and didn’t get one. So, to make it right, we printed another run and now you can get it online. Just click here – it’s our temporary online store and it ships worldwide. PayPal is the payment machine but you do NOT need a PayPal account to pay with a credit card. Thanks to Hostile City Distro for stepping up during our webstore transition to help make this happen.

Some news items:

* The Aristocrats will return to the studio in 2019 to record our fourth studio album

* You can see lots of great tour photos by checking out our social media on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter.

* For those outside Europe, worry not: We’ll come play for you on the next world tour.

Thanks again to all for making our return to the stage a most enjoyable one. ;-)

Cheers to all,
The Aristocrats

8/28The Aristocrats’ Europe Tour Starts In 10 Days!

Hello Aristocrats Fans,

We’re less than 10 days away from kicking off our tour of Europe! We’ve got a new t-shirt to mark the occasion, and we have some additional news (like, why does this e-mail look different?) to share with you.

First of all, if you’re in Europe and anywhere near any of these locations, and you haven’t bought tickets yet, now’s the time:

THE ARISTOCRATS
EUROPE TOUR 2018

September 9th – Sliema (Malta) – Teatru Salesjan
September 11th – Nicosia (Cyprus) – Downtown Live
September 13th – Munich (Germany) – Strom
September 14th – Zurich (Switzerland) – Kaufleuten
September 15th – Esch Sur Alzette (Luxembourg) – Rockhal
September 16th – Zoetermeer (Netherlands) – De Boerderij
September 18th – London (UK) – Islington Assembly
September 19th – Paris (France) – Trabendo
September 21st – Madrid (Spain) – Sala Mon
September 22nd – Barcelona (Spain) – Salamandra 1
September 24th – Helsinki (Finland) – The Circus
September 26th – Eskilstuna (Sweden) – Lokomotivet
September 28th – Isola del Liri/Frosinone (Italy) – Teatro Mangoni
September 29th – Ancona (Italy) – Cinema Teatro Italia
September 30th – Milano (Italy) – Magazzini Generali

Click here for ticket links and full details on each show.

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Meanwhile, we have a special limited edition t-shirt to commemorate the occasion, available exclusively at our upcoming shows. Check it out!

Perhaps you’ve seen this amazing drawing before – we actually posted it on our socials when it was first done by the extremely talented Brigitte Roka. We thought, this would make a pretty cool shirt…and now: Boing, here it is. :-)

But wait, there’s more. We want to show our genuine appreciation for Brigitte’s artistic generosity by shining an Aristocratic spotlight on her bluesy stoner metal band from Southern California, Aboleth. Signed and produced by multi-platinum/Grammy-nominated producer Ulrich Wild (Dethklok, Pantera, Deftones, Static-X), Aboleth just dropped their debut album, “Benthos” – and it features none other than Marco Minnemann on drums from start to finish. This material is heavy AF, and Brigitte’s lead vocals are like pouring whiskey on a fire. You can check Aboleth (and Brigitte herself) out at these links below. And our European tour dates are below that. \m/

Band Website: https://www.abolethband.com
Band Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/abolethband
Band Instagram: @abolethband
Band Bandcamp: https://abolethband.bandcamp.com/
Brigitte Roka Art Website: https://www.brigitteroka.com/
Brigitte Roka Instagram: @brigitteroka

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Now for the other news. Many of you have contacted us wanting to buy the “exclusive tour shirt” at our online store, and one could hardly blame you. However, many of those same people discovered that our online store is down for maintenance at the moment. Sad but true, and out of our control. We are in the process of rebuilding it with a different host. We hope to have it back up and running by the time the tour is over, so that any leftover tour shirts can be snapped up by the folks around the world who couldn’t get to the shows. We’ll keep you posted.

As you can probably see, we also needed to move our e-mail list host due to the unexpected change, and we appreciate you staying with us!

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That’s all for now. Europe: We’ll see you soon!

Cheers to all,
The Aristocrats

7/08Last New Date (Italy!) Added For September Europe Tour – Final Dates Below

We’ve finally added the last new date for our September tour of Europe – in Ancona, Italy! All of the confirmed dates are listed below on the snazzy official poster:

As always, the most recent info on each show, including links for ticket sales, can be found on our Tours page.

We’re really looking forward to this and hope to see you in a fine European concert venue soon!

Cheers to all,
The Aristocrats

5/10The Aristocrats Europe Tour 2018: Latest Dates

A friendly reminder for our friends in EUROPE: We’ll be there in September! The official tour dates are below, and even though it’s still just under four months away, some of these venues are selling tickets more quickly than we anticipated. Thank you to everyone out there who’s making that happen – we’re grateful! You’re setting a fine example for others to follow.

And for the “tour-curious”: May this humble social media post inspire similar deeds. ;-)

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THE ARISTOCRATS
2018 Europe Tour

Acrats Thailand 2016

All info and ticket links: https://the-aristocrats-band.com/shows/

4/18ITALY Dates Announced For September 2018 Europe Tour!

Whether it’s going up or down, this elevator leads to ITALY in September! New tour dates announced:

28 September – Isola del Liri (Frosinone) – Teatro Mangoni (tickets on sale soon)

30 September – Milano – Magazzini Generali (tickets on sale now!)

Click here for links to all September tour shows and available details!

THE ARISTOCRATS
EUROPE TOUR 2018

September 9th – Sliema (Malta) – Teatru Salesjan
September 11th – Nicosia (Cyprus) – Downtown Live
September 13th – Munich (Germany) – Strom
September 14th – Zurich (Switzerland) – Kaufleuten
September 15th – Esch Sur Alzette (Luxembourg) – Rockhal
September 16th – Zoetermeer (Netherlands) – De Boerderij
September 18th – London (UK) – Islington Assembly
September 19th – Paris (France) – Trabendo
September 21st – Madrid (Spain) – Sala Mon
September 22nd – Barcelona (Spain) – Salamandra 1
September 24th – Helsinki (Finland) – The Circus
September 26th – Eskilstuna (Sweden) – Lokomotivet
September 28th – Isola del Liri (Frosinone) – Teatro Mangoni
September 30th – Milano – Magazzini Generali

Cheers,
The Aristocrats

4/04Cyprus Date Added – Malta Date Change

A quick update about our September tour: We’ve added a date in Cyprus on September 11, and moved the Malta date to September 9. So the new list of dates is as follows:

September 9th – Sliema (Malta) – Teatru Salesjan
September 11th – Nicosia (Cyprus) – Downtown Live
September 13th – Munich (Germany) – Strom
September 14th – Zurich (Switzerland) – Kaufleuten
September 15th – Esch Sur Alzette (Luxembourg) – Rockhal
September 16th – Zoetermeer (Netherlands) – De Boerderij
September 18th – London (UK) – Islington Assembly
September 19th – Paris (France) – Trabendo
September 21st – Madrid (Spain) – Sala Mon
September 22nd – Barcelona (Spain) – Sala Bikini
September 24th – Helsinki (Finland) – The Circus
September 26th – Eskilstuna (Sweden) – Lokomotivet

We’ve got a couple of more to add, so stay tuned!

Cheers,
The Aristocrats

3/20Additional 2018 Europe Tour Dates Announced!

Germany, Finland, Sweden: We’re happy to announce that we’ve added dates in your countries to our September 2018 Europe tour! The fancy poster below says it all:

The Aristocrats 2018 Tour Poster WEB UPDATE